Category Archives: Chats

M is me
U is An Ameircan

hi, you said you are glad I post the conversations we had online. ;)

When will the “SEAL raid on Osama Bin Laden” vedio be released?

U: remember we were discussing if the SEAL raid on Osama was on video
U: SEAL helmet cams
M: (nod)
M: like that spy watch
U: i know
M: Is the video revealed?
U: the link
U: no…not yet
U: probably not until Wikileaks gets it
M: Americans are so interested in Osama Bin Laden.
U: πŸ™‚
M: Arsonge and his partners are lovely
U: they keep the citizens informed
M: Today, a senator talked about those photos on CNN
M: I don’t have that interest to see those photos and videos
U: how about this

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M: They are lovely
U: the royal wedding was just like a wedding in an old Disney Film animation.
M: I think that Diana’s wedding dress is more beautiful, but probably it’s out of fashion nowadays.
U: wedding gowns are never out of fashion i think
M: πŸ™‚
M: it’s a traditional wedding. An old Disney film animation is from the traditional wedding.
U: i suppose its a beautiful thing
U: i would look forward to the wedding cake however
M: You haven’t seen their wedding cake?
U: no
U: i don’t want to see it…i want to eat it

Keeping online is just like like having a cellphone and keeping it on

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U: what are you doing, by the way?
M: I’m checking some information online.
M: Just so you know, I plan to buy some jewelry from China.
U: how many hours a day do you spend online?
M: They may contain silver
M: I try to know the rules about shipping silver from China to Canada.
U: oh ok…more knowledge
M: If I don’t sleep and am at home, generally I am online πŸ˜‰
U: welcome to the 21st century
M: It’s immornal if people don’t keep online nowadays.
M: πŸ˜‰
U: i know
U: the internet is like a religion
M: Just like having a cellphone and keeping it on
U: can you ever imagine waking one day…and no more internet
M: Of course, I can.
M: The Internet connection doesn’t work sometimes
U: i mean…the end of the internet
U: it reminds me of what an officer said to us when i was in the military…when we were doing training for nuclear warfare
M: πŸ™‚
M: go on please
U: he said…World war 3 will be fought with nuclear weapons
M: :O
U: but World war 4 will be fought with sticks and stones.
M: Human will become something different after radiation
M: It sounds like a cycle
U: its funny…but somewhat true
U: ironic military humor
M: πŸ™‚
M: This topic is a bit heavy
U: sorry…i’m in deep thought mode now
M: πŸ™‚
M: It’s said that people won’t need to drive their cars in the future
M: Their cars will be controlled by the communication system by some center
U: why..because they will have enough money to be able to pay someone to drive the car for them?
U: oh ok
M: no, just like the planes nowadays
M: They are controlled by some instruments
M: fly automatically
M: Do you know it?
U: yes…it would be much easier for you to drive to airport if that was the case now
U: i think the term is “autopilot”
M: I need to drive more these days. If the cars are controlled, I may not have a chance to drive.
M: Just like riding a horse
M: If you want to ride a horse, you need to go to a small, certain area now.
U: it depends on where you live
M: πŸ™‚
M: that’s true, but less and less areas you can ride a horse
M: In the ancient times, it’s more romantic
M: When you ride your horse on the road, you meet your princess.
M: You take her on your horse, and go away
U: yeah…but also you can get a sore butt from riding a horse all day
M: (mm)
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“God said, first, call me Comrade”

M: I told you I would tell you a story about comrade last night
U: oh yes
M: are you ready to hear?
U: always ready
M: πŸ™‚
M: It’s said that a communist died
M: He went to the hell.
M: How to call the leader of the underground world and the ones working under it?
U: satan
U: the devil
M: In China, we call Yama and Imps prehaps
M: Are they correct English?
M: Ok,
M: There is a God in heaven who also controls the hell
U: i don’t know…Yama and Imps
U: maybe bhuddist words
M: I get them from translate.google.com
U: ok..if its google…thenΒ  it must be correct
M: That leader of hell went to see the God.
M: He complained to the God: that communist kept persuading the people working under me to join the communist party.
U: in the christian, jewish and muslim religions his name is Satan
M: Some of them had been communists already. You must take him away.
U: interesting
U: communist trying to have a revolution in hell
M: The God took that communist from the hell.
M: One day, the leader of hell met the God.
M: He asked the God how the things were going with that comunist.
U: πŸ™‚
M: Can you guess what the God’s answer was?
M: πŸ™‚
U: i don’t know…but i can’t wait to see what the answer is
M: The God cleaned his throat and said seriously: First, call me Comrade.
U: ha ha
M: πŸ˜€
U: very good
U: delightful story
M: very very funny πŸ˜‰
U: yes
U: so..god must be Lenin
M: πŸ™‚
U: i wonder if i tell this story at work tomorrow if people will think its funny
M: πŸ˜‰
U: sometimes Americans don’t think too deep
M: If they think it’s not funny, tell them the truth of Osama Bin Laden’s death!!
U: yes…i could..but some have no idea of the milk scandal in China
M: I agree.
U: and you have to understand that to understand the humor
M: That’s why it’s funny to tell you stories
M: You know a lot of things
M: Do you think I know a lot of things too?
U: like i said before…i am smarter than the average bear
M: a smart working pig
U: yes..i am impressed by your knowledge
M: good πŸ˜›

Sell on eBay (42): necklaces for Summer

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M: I found new items
M: do you like to see?
U: sure
M: the link
U: 8-|
M: necklace etc..
M: Just so you know, the season for scarves is almost over.
M: I need to find something new
M: πŸ˜‰
U: yes..i see
U: the kissing fish necklace is creative
M: I think that the summer is a good season for necklace.
U: yes, i agree
M: πŸ˜›
M: it’s also for dress, skirt etc. but they are so big
M: I need to find something small enough to put in an envelope πŸ˜‰
U: the link
U: you are smart
M: Just from my life experience
M: πŸ˜‰
U: wow! some great looking jewelry
M: It’s a lovely necklace. I may order it if I decide to buy things from this boss.
U: its a great idea…people who want to buy scarves will also see the jewelry…and may want both to compliment each other
M: (nod) sure
U: very smart
M: always so, right?
M: I have a question here. Are you ready to answer?
U: i love your brain
M: πŸ™‚
M: me too
M: I love your brain too
U: i’m ready
M: In this online shop, there are some necklaces which just immitate some brand jewelries.
M: They can be called “fake”
U: true
M: The boss said that they are fake, just immitation
M: It’s legal to sell fake products on ebay?
M: any copyright?
U: it would be best to list them as imitation
M: that’s sure
U: if you don’t…you could very well get negative feedback
M: I don’t like cheating.
U: its Ok…as long as the listing is honest
M: I will describe it as immitation for sure
M: That’s great
U: imitation is a much better word to use…than the word fake
M: oh, I love your English (chuckle)
U: goods from China do have a reputation for being imitation or fake
U: Another word is pirated
M: but you people still love them
U: i don’t recommend using that word either
U: oh yes
U: as long as its affordable
M: You people encourage it.
M: You people enjoy the very low price products and blame the manufacturers in return.
U: not me
M: πŸ™‚
U: as long as it is attractive and inexpensive….i think people will buy
M: attractive is most important.
U: eye candy!
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