M: I tell you some news you will be shocked.
M: It’s about Osama Bin Laden!
U: ok
U: shock me!
M: New discovery
M: Osama Bin Laden wasn’t killed by the S.E.A.Ls
M: When the SEALs got there, he had already died.
U: how do you know this?
M: Then, the SEALs just said they did it to make the USA look good.
M: I haven’t finished the news yet
U: i know…you got this info from The People’s Daily
U: 🙂
M: The SEALs wondered why
M: They searched his room and found a box of milk
U: ok
M: China’s Mengniu Milk
M: understand?
U: ha ha
U: yes…funny funny
M: I haven’t finished the news yet
U: you should be on a stage telling such jokes
M: The leader of Mengniu milk company announced that this was a rumor.
M: He said that because he only sold poisoning milk to Chinese
M: 😉
U: very witty
M: That leader really said so in some way. He said in public that the milk that his company sold overseas and to Hongkong has a better quality than the milk sold domestically
M: People got angry for his annoucement. Later on, he apologized for it.
M: All are from the postings in the Chinese website.
U: greedy chinese capitalists…putting profits before human health
M: Mao should be turning in his tomb
M:  🙂