All Gaddafi’s bodyguards were women

U: (*)
M: hi
M: I just found that I knew Gaddafi more than I thought
M: His bodyguards were all women
U: yes
U: not now
M: I read such news before but I just forgot it’s Gaddafi
U: i’m sure he nigerian men bodyguards
U: maybe you can volunteer to be one of his bodygaurds
M: At that time, he wasn’t so “popular”
U: he never was popular
M: Do you remember what Mubarak did?
U: well-known…yes
U: never popular
U: when?
M: several years ago
U: no
U: tell me
M: I thought “well-known” must be known for good things.
U: popular…is for good things
U: it means many people like you
M: Mubarack told Junior Bush and his purddle that Sadam had chemical weapons.
U: i know this
M: then Iraq war happened.
U: poodle
M: Now, the U.S. gov’t just dumped Mubarack, its old friend as a banana peel.
M: 😉
M: old friend for 30 years
U: ally
U: not really friend
M: 😛
M: It seems there were some protests in North Korea too.
M: In China too.
U: i heard in China
U: but not in North korea
M: yeah, because I spread this news in my micro-blog, my accout was locked for a while.
M: The administrator sent me a notice saying that I posted “sensitive” information.
U: i think the administrator did an excellent job in protecting harmony and peace
M: sure. I can understand them. If they allow such information posted, their site may be blocked by the gov’t.
M: I saw two posting saying about protests in North Korea. The martial law was enforced in a city.
U: its always martial law in North Korea
M: 😉
U: so…you just bend the facts a bit
U: good job
U: you learn well from your chinese education
M: you always see the things about China with coloured spectacles
U: like gaddaffi’s sunglasses?
U: i love his his sunglasses
M: He seems having a lot of sunglasses
M: which one do you wear to watch China?
M: Can you image how Chinese official media reports the news about Libya now?
U: i see china with a pair of realistic glasses
U: the name brand is Realism Wear
M: oh
U: probably that the west is bombing the civilians
U: or the dali llamma is leading the protests
M: not that realistic in fact. I always try to correct your views. Now your views have improved somehow.
M: I saw a posting in the Chinese micro-blog site talking about it and it’s forwarded 5672 times so far.
U: talking about Libya
U: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Map_of_siege_of_Tobruk_1942.jpg
U: battle of Tobruk in Libya….the german victory made Rommel very famous
M: It said that one or two thousands Libyan people were killed by Gaddafi but our news doesn’t mention it at all. The top news is “The chaos in the Middle East looms the strategic blackhand of U.S. A”. At the first sight, it seems that U.S. Marine Corps. Gaddafi with a pair of white hands standing in the streets has made efforts to unit the people to fight against that blackhand.
M: It also comments: even a good friend, her nude photos are spread out, you can delete, but doesn’t change the head by PS
M: it’s a complex map
U: if the US Marine Corps was there…gaddafi would be dead already
M: you so trust the US Marine Corps
M: You was one soldier of the US Marine Corps, right?
U: no
U: US Army
M: oh, it’s different.
U: yes
M: your troops only fight on the land.
U: The Marine Corps is a branch of the Navy
U: where else can you fight?
M: oh, remember Mike’s friend in Growing Pains? He went to the US Marine Corps.
U: oh…we use helicopters and drones
U: i guess they go in the air
U: so did Gomer Pyle
M: who is Gomer Pyle? German general?
U: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gomer_Pyle,_U.S.M.C.
U: its a old comedy TV show from the 1960s
U: funny stuff
M: maybe you can read one page for Gomer Pyle in wikipedia
U: no…you read it
M: *write
U: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZ_TDYC2Buc
U: this is better
M: tks
U: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJfSI4cKWLY
U: another funny military comedy from 1960s

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